Google

Dear Google (or should I say "Topeka"?),

You. are. funny. (emphasizing punctuation borrowed from Eva Joy)

You brighten my day everytime we meet and often remind me of important holidays or events.  You do a superb job of organizing my email, yet don't take yourself too seriously.  You are edgy, but not pretentious; current, but not a passing fad. 

Keep up the good work.

Admirably,
Your#1Fan@gmail.com