Dear Girl at the Laundromat,
I'm of the belief that if something is stuck in someone's teeth, they should know about it sooner than later. In fact, I would consider it a sign of true friendship if someone (hopefully discreetly) informed me that I had a piece of food in my teeth.
With that, I feel obligated to politely inform you that you have a fanny pack stuck on your back that I'm sure you would like to discreetly remove.
Please don't misunderstand, I regretfully do see the functionality of these unfortunate accessories, however there are other options: small backpack, pockets, across the shoulder strapped purse, etc. I too, can understand the specific temptation to don such an item when going to the laundromat ("it frees up my hands", "I always know where my quarters are"), however I assure you the risk is not worth the reward. Don't think that I don't see that lovely skull and crossbones decal on your fanny pack - I do! Unfortunately it seems that you have bought into the lie that if it has a cool, slightly edgy design on it, it's ok. Oh, dear friend, please hear me: fanny packs are NEVER ok. Acid-washed denim, flourescent pink, skull and crossbones - they're all the same!
I hope that you will heed my fervent warning and I trust that one day you will even be thankful for it.
Most Sincerely,
Fellow Laundry-Doer
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Friday, February 19, 2010
Lindsey Vonn
Dear Lindsey,
You da (wo)man.
As a fellow Minnesotan, let me congratulate you on your amazing performance in the downhill; that - was - gutsy. I admire your mental focus after so many wipe-outs preceding your race. And I can't imagine the pain that you were in with your shin injury.
I wish you all the best on your next events, and hope that you're not too disappointed in the fall yesterday. At least you went down swinging, so to speak.
I was hoping that once your schedule opens up after the Olympics we could try and meet up sometime - perhaps during a visit to your old stomping grounds? I'd be happy to buy you coffee (or a protein smoothie) in exchange for your signature on the cover of my Sports Illustrated.
Your #1 Fan,
Julie Oostra
P.S. Do you have any old skis lying around that you don't use? I wear a size 8.5 shoe...
You da (wo)man.
As a fellow Minnesotan, let me congratulate you on your amazing performance in the downhill; that - was - gutsy. I admire your mental focus after so many wipe-outs preceding your race. And I can't imagine the pain that you were in with your shin injury.
I wish you all the best on your next events, and hope that you're not too disappointed in the fall yesterday. At least you went down swinging, so to speak.
I was hoping that once your schedule opens up after the Olympics we could try and meet up sometime - perhaps during a visit to your old stomping grounds? I'd be happy to buy you coffee (or a protein smoothie) in exchange for your signature on the cover of my Sports Illustrated.
Your #1 Fan,
Julie Oostra
P.S. Do you have any old skis lying around that you don't use? I wear a size 8.5 shoe...
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Blogging World
Dear Blogging World,
In the words of a wise sister (literally, she's a nun), "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em". Here I am, joining. The blogging world that is.
I've been skeptical, hesitant, even critical of you bloggers at times. I didn't get it. Maybe I still don't. It still seems an awful lot like posting one's diary entries on a billboard for all to see - and worse yet, comment on! That might be the equivalent of allowing a Q and A time after someone shares their testimony (insert previous blog post link here - oh wait, this is my first).
But I'm here. I've been the occasional blog follower for almost a year now, and have decided to take the plunge into blogger. As the title explains, I'll be using this space to write some letters to friends. I've always been a believer in the art of letter writing as well as the power of words. I've written many a letter to friends as well as government officials and corporations as a means of encouragement and exhortation. (M&M Mars Corp. responded to my letter with a letter AND complimentary M&M's!)
So my first letter, as you can see, is to you, the blogging world. My apologies for my skepticism, I hope we can be friends.
Except that I don't really know how you'll find me. I didn't take the time to take the tutorial that was offered me as I set up this account, so I'm pretty sure no one knows I have a blog.
Hmm.... Maybe I'll mail you all a quick note and let you know of my blog.
Fondly,
Julie
In the words of a wise sister (literally, she's a nun), "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em". Here I am, joining. The blogging world that is.
I've been skeptical, hesitant, even critical of you bloggers at times. I didn't get it. Maybe I still don't. It still seems an awful lot like posting one's diary entries on a billboard for all to see - and worse yet, comment on! That might be the equivalent of allowing a Q and A time after someone shares their testimony (insert previous blog post link here - oh wait, this is my first).
But I'm here. I've been the occasional blog follower for almost a year now, and have decided to take the plunge into blogger. As the title explains, I'll be using this space to write some letters to friends. I've always been a believer in the art of letter writing as well as the power of words. I've written many a letter to friends as well as government officials and corporations as a means of encouragement and exhortation. (M&M Mars Corp. responded to my letter with a letter AND complimentary M&M's!)
So my first letter, as you can see, is to you, the blogging world. My apologies for my skepticism, I hope we can be friends.
Except that I don't really know how you'll find me. I didn't take the time to take the tutorial that was offered me as I set up this account, so I'm pretty sure no one knows I have a blog.
Hmm.... Maybe I'll mail you all a quick note and let you know of my blog.
Fondly,
Julie
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